I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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