If that was your dad, he is hot
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Randomize
