All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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