oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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