***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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