he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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