After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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