Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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