I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
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