Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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