Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
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