dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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