You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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