And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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