just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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