she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize