it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Randomize
