how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize