the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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