Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Randomize
