Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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