Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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