I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
