I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Me too!
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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