im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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