he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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