the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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