do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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