me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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