I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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