It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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