Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
