If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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