"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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