porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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