Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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