Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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