Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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