I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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