An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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