i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
