We're like a lot better than the average bears
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I love you.
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