Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
