my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I love having hate sex.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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