I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Randomize
