don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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