happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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