i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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