I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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