shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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